I sold the moped, my wife was thrilled....

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09/16/2013 at 13:44 • Filed to: I'm doing it anyway

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And then I told her I was selling it so that I can get a bigger bike...and then she wasn;t so thrilled.


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Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/16/2013 at 13:50

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"wife" what an odd term you've used

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > MonkeePuzzle
09/16/2013 at 13:52

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Yeah. You go ahead and take your chances with my wife calling her that. I'll just stand over here laughing while she rips you to shreds.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/16/2013 at 13:58

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Just go all the way, brah. Huge bike, tall tires, tall handlebars. Matches your mustache, brah. Style with the tophat and bigger rims than anybody, brah.

You need a bike that has a lot of lift so you can see anyway - get some steam conversion on that shit and you'll really roll coal, brah.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/16/2013 at 13:59

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"look bitch, I'm selling the moped to get a motorbike! bitch...? hello...? the couch you say... pick my clothes up from the front lawn you say... sleep with my bike you say..."


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > MonkeePuzzle
09/16/2013 at 14:23

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Sounds like you've been on that side of the conversation before.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/16/2013 at 14:24

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I like the way you think. Steampunk coal roller!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/16/2013 at 14:24

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no!

...I don't have a bike... anymore :(


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > MonkeePuzzle
09/16/2013 at 14:24

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I think it helps that I had one as my sole transportation when we first met.